Wednesday, 30 July 2008

You couldn't make(it)-up

A leading high street chemist has introduced a new range of make-up for blokes, with the launch of ‘guyliner’ and ‘manscara’. So it seems that, as long as the product name includes some kind of male-related pun, they will sell it. I have therefore come up with a range of other products they could sell:

Boysturiser
Male varnish
Blushim (instead of ‘her’, gettit?!)
Roncealer (Ron is a bloke’s name)

Err, that’s all I can think of. Feel free to suggest more and we can pitch to Dragon’s Den in the near future…

5 comments:

Adelleywelley said...

I thought of some on the train this morning...

Vitahims (as in Vitamins, cos blokes never take those)

Himmac (as in Immac)

Boysturiser is still my fave though :)

Rosie Keeling said...

How about
eye lineim for eye liner
Rosie

AL Ruano said...

How's about a line of Man-tan, for those interested in a summery glow all year 'round?

Dunners said...

Keep them coming!! I was thinking guys could invest in a pair of 'he-sers' to sort out those stray eyebrow hairs...

Dunners said...

Spelt hee-zers might be funnier I guess!